Sex feels like a weak handshake, like when someone barely grabs your hand
- SomeInternetBloke
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No more weak handshakes!
FYI sex no longer feels like a bag of dicks. Feels like someone giving me physical ASMR in all the right places, oh right a massage, while sprinkling cocaine up my nose. Thanks sex.
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi